Saturday, 22 November 2014

Nigerian politician runs for his life at d assembly ground...lol

This nigerian politicians will not kill us with laugh, choi...
Hon. Kawu Sumaila pictured right taking a break after jumping the fence at the Assembly ground yesterday and charging around during yesterday's commotion at the House Chamber. He later took off his suit to rest, looking quite exhausted. Lwkmd...lol

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Pastor preaches to single naked ladies and kisses their butts in beach,..lol

So someone posted this on Facebook, alleging that a pastor of a church somewhere in the Caribbean asked his single female members to follow him to the beach where he will pray for them to find husbands. When they got to the beach, the poster alleged that the pastor asked the ladies to undress and said he needed to kiss their butts to open them up to finding their men and the ladies agreed.

This is what the Facebook user is claiming...looks more to me like 'okpos' and their pimps doing a photo-shoot. See the uncensored photo after the cut...



Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Ms Sahhara Slams Haters For Mocking Her New Photos


Shortly after Ms Sahhara released new photos of herself, people took to her page to mock her well looked after body, and knowing who she is, a no nonsense woman, she gave it back to them like its hot, lol.

“THE OLDER YOU BECOME THE BETTER LIFE GETS.....Insults and name calling makes you stronger.........The negative words that used to have intense meaning suddenly loses its strength, because you are satisfied with your true-self as an intelligent human being. Shallow empty validity from stupid ignorant fools has no power in your fabulous life anymore............ — feeling LOVED.”

Lawyer Wants Environmental Sanitation Cancelled In Lagos

A Lagos-based lawyer, Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa, has asked a Federal High Court in Lagos to put a stop to the monthly environmental sanitation exercise in Lagos State.

The lawyer is asking the court to declare as illegal, the monthly exercise, during which citizens’ movements were restricted.

The applicant in his motion on notice argued that the imposed environmental sanitation on every last Saturday of the month did not have any legal backing.


According to him, the restriction of people’s movement was in conflict with Sections 35 and 41 of the Constitution, which guarantees rights to personal liberty and  freedom of movement.

Adegboruwa stated that the restriction also violates  Article XII of the African Charter on Human and Peoples’ Rights (Ratification and Enforcement) Act, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.


He is therefore asking the court to declare that the Lagos State Government and its agents do not have the legal backing to restrict movement of Lagos residents on the last Saturday of the month.

Willow and jaden smith tells ur why school doesn't make sense to them

In a new interview with T Magazine, Willow ,14 & Jaden Smith,15  opened up on why they think school makes no sense...

JADEN: Here’s the deal: School is not authentic because it ends. It’s not true, it’s not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to.

WILLOW: Forever, ‘til the day that we’re in our bed.

JADEN: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

WILLOW: They never want to do anything, they’re so tired.


JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

WILLOW: I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, “Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.” But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.

So what’s next?

JADEN: I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.

WILLOW: I think by the time we’re 30 or 20, we’re going to be climbing as many mountains as we can possibly climb.

Man begs neighbors to stop having loud sex in letter...lol

An angry neighbour who was fed up his neighbour disturbing his peace and sleep with their 'very loud, very short and very annoying sex' confronted them by writing a hilarious letter and pinning it to their front door. The note was posted on Reddit and the poster claimed this happened in Sydney, Australia. 


Man Divorces Wife after seeing her face for the first time

A Saudi groom shocked many when he divorced his bride on their wedding night after seeing her face for the first time .The couple, from the Western Saudi town of Medinah, had agreed to marry each other despite having not met face to face..During the wedding ceremony, the photographer asked them to pose for pictures.But when the bride removed her veil and smiled for the camera, her new husband leapt to his feet in disgust. Local Daily Okaz reports that he yelled in disgust saying ...
You are not the girl I want to marry,' 'You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.'
The bride immediately collapsed in a fit of tears as panicked wedding guests stepped in to try to resolve the dispute. But their efforts were to no avail.News of the jilting was met with anger on social media. 

eNigeria 2014-The Platform Where Investors Meet Innovators...

e-Nigeria is an annual information Technology (IT) summit organised by the National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA) in collaboration with relevant stakeholders from private and public sector as well as non-governmental organisations. It is a veritable platform for ICT awareness creation, developing appropriate framework and setting goals for best practices in order to encourage positioning Nigeria in the global information society.

The National Information Technology Development Agency, has said it will deliver the much anticipated Nigeria eGovernment Frame Work at the eNigeria 2014, slated to hold between 18th to 20th November, 2014, Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja. 

This year’s event will have in attendance,President Goodluck Jonathan as the Special Guest of honour just as renowned Nigerian lead concept Chevrolet Volt electric car designer, Jelani Aliyuhas been confirmed to deliver the keynote address.

Attendance is FREE but you will have to register online to get your pass code, click http://enigeria.gov.ng/register.phpto register

TheDirector of Corporate Strategy and Research, NITDA, Dr. Vincent Olatunji, said
“One unique thing that will differentiate eNigeria 2104 from previous editions is the delivery of the Nigeria e Government Frame Work by the Korean official who have been partnering with the Federal Government and helping with developing the framework within the last one year, now the time is ready and it will be officially handed to Nigerians through NITDA at eNigeria 2014”.

The theme for this year’s event is:“Creating Market Opportunities for Indigenous ICT Products and Services”. With the increasing interest and growing participation of more organizations at the event, Olatunji said there this year’s event will feature no fewer than 30 exhibitors to showcase their solutions, products and services.

 He added that a number of companies that participated at GITEX 2014 in Dubai, most have already confirmed their participations at eNigeria 2104,while some other companies that could not make it to GITEX 2104 have also confirmed participation.


For the first time since the inception of eNigeria, there will also be an international participation this year as following NITDAs involvement asOfficial Country Partners at GITEX 2104, with the
agency’s confirmation that the World Trade Center, in Dubai has already shown interest to be part of eNigeria 2014.

As part of more innovations andnew dimension to make the event more colourful, eNigeria 2014 will as well feature the National eGovernance Award which is supported by Nihilent, a leading global consulting and solutions integration company with specialty in delivering eGovernance value through collaborations. NITDA believes the Awardwill further encourage Ministries, Departments and Agencies to efficiently deploy Information Technology across sectors of the economy for better service delivery and productivity. The NITDA-NIHILENT e-Governace

Awards will recognize all significant achievements in the area of eGovernance, Knowledge disseminating on effective methods of designing and implementing sustainable eGovernance initiatives and promotion of incremental innovations in successful eGovernance Solutions.

According to NITDA, “Nihilent has been on a tour of states, local government, ministries, departments and agencies to evaluate and ascertain their level of ICT deployment for governance and
administration and it impacts”.

There award will feature winners in five different categories which include :
-The Best ICT Driven MDA,
-The Best ICT Driven State, Best Web Presence, 
-The Best ICT Driven Local Government and The Best
-eGovernance Project (executed) AND A Special Jury Award.

Dr. Olatunji said eNigeria 2014, promises to meet the curiosity of Nigerians especially in the area of innovations been churned out by many youths across the country who will be on ground to showcase their ideals. 
“This is good news for us, because when you have good innovation with the the requisite entrepreneurship spirit to back it  up, then accessing the financial support will be easy as NITDA has put in place modalities for venture capitals”
Good innovators will be given the opportunity to showcase their solutions and meet big players, including prospective investors in the industry who can invest in them, a process which may help us produce Nigeria’s own Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Page.

For more information please visithttp://enigeria.gov.ng

Solange and her unique wedding style...nice

Solange tied the knot with her 51 year old boyfriend, Alan Ferguson in New Orleans yesterday.The wedding was so unconventional and old school that the couples rode off on bicycles and everyone wore cream coloured outfits.

.Jay Z attended alongside a dashing Beyonce and stylish Blue Ivy..Their mum, Tina Knowles brought along her boyfriend while their dad
Mattew Knowles was absent ..

I have always loved her style and her music, the fact that she is able to translate her style thru her dressing and music is amazing ...


Solange's real face on her wedding day


 Oh, Solange broke the Internet with her unique, simple and vintage wedding, but the real breakout happened on her pretty face..
According to TMZ, as the wedding came to a close, her face was full of lumps due to an allergic reaction to what she ate. Beyonce and Jay tried to hide her,but the paps, took photos....
They say the allergy was gone in no time and her face was back to normal.

I guess nothing is perfect after all

Car dealer can't count the cars he has sold

A suspected car snatcher, Alhaji Kabiru Akorede, who was arrested by the Lagos State Police Command, has said he could not count the number of stolen vehicles he sold to people.

Punch learnt that ,42-year-old Akorede, was nabbed by operatives of the special Anti-Robbery Squad in his residence at NEPA Quarters, Isashi, Lagos. Akorede allegedly belonged to an eight-man robbery gang, who had gone to the Victoria Island area on September 12, 2014 and robbed one Mr. Albert Omisore of his Toyota Prado marked, AAA 690 BH.

The vehicle had reportedly been delivered to Moses Ogbu, a gang member, who in turn, gave it to Akorede for sale.According to the police, Akorede allegedly re-fixed the fittings of the vehicle such as the headlights and windscreens.


However, after the gang had been nabbed, Akorede was trailed by SARS operatives. He was subsequently arrested, while the stolen vehicle was recovered.

According to the police, Akorede had been arrested earlier in the year and was still standing trial before an Ikeja Magistrate’s Court when he went back into crime. The police added that Akorede was arrested at the point of re-fixing the fittings of a stolen vehicle.

Speaking with Punch last Friday, Akorede, who said he went on a pilgrimage to Mecca in 2010, confessed that although he started selling stolen vehicles barely a year ago, he could not recall the number of the vehicles he had sold.

He said,
 “I was working as a building engineer until 2013. I started receiving stolen cars last year. It was a friend, one Dada, who introduced me to the gang. Since I started with them, I used to sell the stolen vehicles along the Ile Zik area in Lagos.
“I cannot recall the number of the vehicles I collected, but they may not be less than 20. There were about three Toyota Highlander which I sold for N1.2m each. I also got four Toyota Camry, which I sold for N600,000 each.”
Akorede, who is married with two children, said that while the court granted him bail, Ogbu called him that the gang wanted to dispose a Toyota Prado, and the vehicle was brought to his place.

He said,
 “I decided to work on the vehicle so that I could conveniently resell it. It is true that I changed the fittings. I gave Moses N250,000 for the vehicle. I did this because I desperately needed money.”
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the arrest, adding that the suspect would be charged to court.
 “Yes, the suspect was arrested for receiving stolen vehicles. Investigations are ongoing and he would be charged to court soon.”

Kim K launches new perfume in hot latex outfit

Days after breaking the internet, Kim squeezed her dangerous curves into this hot latex outfit to the launch of her new perfume Fleur  fatale....
I actually thought the first picture was her perfume container...this oyibo pple,they can do it...hmmm

Robber explains why he sleeps with dogs

 A 27-year-old robbery suspect has revealed that he usually had sex with his dogs for spiritual powers before going for any robbery operation in Lagos StateThe suspect, Bala Yayah, said his success in most of his robbery operations was because he usually had sex with dogs.

Pmnews reports that ,the Beninoise who resides in Badagry area of Lagos State, said despite the fact that he has many girlfriends, he has ten female dogs he usually had sex with.

He revealed that he takes proper care of the dogs from his robbery loot.Yayah was recently arrested by men of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, led by Abba Kyari.

The dog he has sex with..
One of his gang members, Hassan Ado, who was arrested during a foiled robbery operation, implicated Yayah during interrogation.
It was Ado that took SARS to Yayah’s house in Badagary where he was arrested.
On why he embarked on such act, he said it was his spiritualist who told him to sleep with dogs for spiritual powers.
On whether it worked, he admitted that it worked and added that if it was during a robbery operation it would have been impossible to arrest him.

Yayah admitted that he was a member of the gang that has been terrorizing people along Lagos-Badagary expressway for years and said he regrets getting involved in robbery.
On how he joined robbery, he said it was Ado that introduced him into robbery and ironically, he was the same person that handed him over to the police.
On whether his neighbours knew he was sleeping with dogs, he said they thought that he was a lover of dogs, not knowing he was using them for sex.

Beyoncé in sexy new pix


 Despite rocking one of the most criticised  hairdo's in the industry, Beyonce shows she doesn't care about people not liking the look.When she did the braids, it was criticised, but soon became a global trend,like I have on now ...

Kris Jenner busted for photoshopping pic...

Aww ! Momma Kris is like every other woman with insecurities .While promoting her cookbook, she met with famous chef & TV personality Gordon Ramsay.They both posed for photos but she posted hers to instagram after photoshopping it,smoothng out all her wrinkles and all..Unfortunately for her, Gordon posted the same picture but didn't do anything to it.

She was called out by fans who slammed her for being fake..But is there anything wrong with touching up her pic?

original above/Photoshopped below

Monday, 17 November 2014

Beyoncé and husband at solange's wedding reception

Aww this couple has made it through all the rumours..They were the perfect picture of love at Solange's wedding reception and couldn't keep their hands off each other..
Congrats solange ...