Monday, 17 November 2014

Men grow breast to experience womanhood

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In an attempt to understand what women go through every day, a couple of German radio DJs recently had their chests injected with a saline solution to emulate female breasts. John and Rasheed, who are actually well-know in Berlin for their strange experiments, underwent a one-hour procedure with cosmetic surgeon Mark Wolter to get temporary boobs for 24 hours.

“Mom, I’m sorry,” said Rasheed, just before he and his colleague were strapped down for the procedure. John had brought along his wife and her bikini for support.


So what exactly are fake boobs and how do you grow them? Well, it’s quite simple actually – just inject saline solution until the area swells up. The duo had 700 ml pumped into the pectoral area to achieve the desired C-cup breast size. The fake boobs were initially hard as stone, but as the doctor promised, they began to feel quite real just an hour later.

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The first thing John and Rasheed did after the procedure was to pull on bras and post their pictures online. Then they hit the gym to run and work out with a jump rope. Before long, they started to feel really uncomfortable. “Bras are torture and every woman should get a medal for wearing this monster,” they asserted. They also understood how crazy it was to have people staring at their breasts all the time. “I feel small,” said John.

Thankfully, the change was a temporary one. As the doctor promised, the swelling from the saline came down within 24 hours and was completely gone after 48 hours. The bizarre experiment did involve a few dangers like bruising and inflammation, but the duo managed to come out of it unscathed.

Lol,funny men

Aww-man having lunch with his dead wife's picture melts everyone's heart


I call this real love,I actually cried reading this...sweet
This picture of an elderly man eating out with a photo of his late wife has melted the hearts of thousands after it went viral last week. It was tweeted by Madina Bashizadah, who took the picture while having lunch with a friend at In-N-Out Burger in Fremont, California. Since she uploaded the pic on October 22, it has been retweeted over 8,000 times.

Madina said that she noticed the man seated at a nearby table, eating his meal while staring at a framed photograph in front of him. She immediately interpreted that the woman in the photo must be his deceased wife. This moved her so much that she burst into tears and couldn’t bring herself to approach him.

“When I saw him, I got very emotional and started tearing up,” she later said. “My best friend wanted me to talk to him but I couldn’t without breaking down.” Other diners at the restaurant, however, did pluck up the courage to speak to the old man and ask him about the photo. He confirmed that the woman was indeed his wife who had passed away five years ago, and he seemed excited to talk about her and share their beautiful love story .


Hilarious-Austalian Cafe Charges Different Prices for Coffee Depending on How Nice You Ask for it

The Seven Mile Beach Kiosk Café in Gerroa, New South Wales, doesn’t just serve its customers good coffee, but also a lesson in politeness. In order to reinforce the importance of being nice, the café’s owners are actually charging people different rates for coffee, depending on how they ask for it.

Just so this doesn’t confuse their customers, they’ve put up a sign outside the café explaining their innovative pricing policy. According to the sign, merely asking for “A coffee” will set you back by $5.00. But saying, “A coffee, please” will bring the price down to $4.50. And if you want to go the whole mile, you could say “Good morning, a coffee please.” Then they’ll only charge you $4.00.

Lol...this is very funny


Friday, 14 November 2014

World largest pumpkins corn maze gets most people call 911 to get out of the farm

Cool Patch Pumpkins corn maze, in Dixon, California, is officially the biggest corn maze in the world. The gigantic 63-acre Halloween attraction is the creation of brothers Matt and Mark Cooley, who personally hand-cut five miles of winding paths, twists, turns and loops. This year, the maze finally broke the Guinness Record for the world’s largest maze.

The maze might appear easy to navigate when you first set foot in it, but visitors soon realize it is far more complicated than they originally thought. Believe it or not, a few visitors have actually resorted to calling 911 for help! “When it’s dark, all you see is corn,” Matt said. “A lot of people have been telling us that it has taken them a couple of hours to get through the corn.”

“There’s a concern; there’s a bit of fear involved,” said Deputy Daryl Snedeker from the Solano County Sheriff’s department. “I think they are overwhelmed. You can get a little worked up when you can’t get out of a place and everything looks the same. We don’t laugh, it’s not a comedy to us, and our dispatchers have a very serious job, and they take every call to 911 seriously.”

The young and fearless..lol



kid standing up to the police

Kids may be young and short but they often turn out to be a lot braver than most gown-ups. I saw this picture somewhere and couldn't help but laugh , what do u think happened...lol 

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Meet the amazing iron chewer

man chewing iron

With strong teeth like his, you can basically bite through anything. He would be a good model for a toothpaste commercial....lol

Belgian Designers Create Edible Tableware


A couple of Belgian designers have come up with a new range of edible food containers that are eco-friendly, taste good, and most importantly, save people from the misery of doing dishes.


The young entrepreneurs – Helene Hoyois and Thibaut Gilquin – got the idea after hosting a party one night, after which they found themselves facing a mountain of dirty dishes to that needed cleaning. Instinctively, Thibaut turned to Helene and asked: “And if we eat the dishes?”


He was only joking at first, but the duo soon started to take the idea seriously. After a few trials, they finally managed to come up with a viable concept – containers made from a combination of potato starch, water and oil. The material is tough enough to retain all sorts of foods and sauces, but is also easily digestible.


The TomTato – A Plant That Grows Tomatoes above Ground and Potatoes Below

How possible is this,I call this witchcraft ...lol 
An extraordinary plant that produces both tomatoes and potatoes has been developed in the UK. Just one of these bad boys can grow more than 500 sweet cherry tomatoes above the ground, and a decent crop of white potatoes below. Aptly named ‘TomTato’, the plant is actually 100 percent natural, and not genetically modified as one would expect.

TomTato, a.k.a ‘veg plot in a pot’, was developed through high-tech grafting by Thompson and Morgan, a horticultural firm based in the town of Ipswich, in Suffolk, England. Although similar plants have been created in the UK before, this is the first time someone has managed to produce a commercially viable version.

According to Guy Barter of the Royal Horticultural Society (RHS), taste was a real problem with past varieties, but the TomTato seems to have hit the jackpot.

Meet the vocalist parrot that leads a band

Just imagine sounds that  comes from a bird instead of a human, it’s bound to make an impression. Meet Waldo, a Congo African Grey Parrot, a heavy metal prodigy and the lead vocalist of a Baltimore-based band, ‘Hatebeak’.

The band was formed in 2004, by audio engineers Blake Harrison and Mark Sloan, who played the guitar and drums respectively. Hatebeak was a strictly studio project with unintelligible lyrics and no real melody. They never toured so not to torture the bird. “We don’t play live,” Blake once explained. “It would be absolute torture for the bird to experience decibels at those levels. Waldo is the only vocalist for Hatebeak. He does parrot noises and also says some words.”

In the years they were active, Blake and Mark never revealed their last names on their releases in order to maintain the mystery surrounding Hatebeak. They were signed by Reptilian Records (which is now on hiatus), and most of their discography had an avian theme with titles like ‘Number of the Beak’, ‘Beak of Putrefaction’, and ‘The Thing That Should Not Beak’.

Eating This Wild Herb Can Allegedly Stave Off Hunger and Thirst for Several Days


A centuries-old slimming remedy is all set to make a comeback after evidence of its use was discovered in old manuscripts during an archaeological dig. The heath pea is a long-forgotten fern-like wild Scottish plant with purple flowers that can apparently suppress hunger and thirst for weeks. Entrepreneurs are now interested in re-introducing the wonder-herb to the world as a dietary supplement that could produce drastic weight loss results.

According to botanical records, the heath pea, also known as bitter vetch, was a vital ingredient of the Highland diet up until the 18th century, when food was scarce. The pea-sized tubers of the plant were stripped off the roots, dried and ingested. Just a couple of tubers were sufficient to provide a boost of energy, and prevent thirst and hunger for days, even weeks. Entire communities are said to have lived off these tubers when crops were poor.

17th century literature also indicates that the plant helped people perform strenuous activities like working in fields. Monks used it to treat patients as early as the 14th century, and it is rumored to have made an appearance in the court of King Charles (he apparently gave it to his lovers who had a propensity for plumpness). The roots were also believed to be eaten by Julius Caesar’s soldiers in preparation for the battle of Dyrrhachium in 48 BC.

Pls where can I get this herb, I need it


NASA is Paying This Guy $18,000 to Lie in Bed for Three Months

I don't think I can take this task o..anyway,


A man names Andrew Iwanicki lost his job in August, he probably expected to be spending a lot of time in bed. Little did he know that he’d actually be paid to do it. The very next day, he received an offer to join a NASA study that required him to lie in bed for three months straight, in exchange for a whopping $18,000!

“My bed is in the NASA Flight Analog Research Unit in Houston, Texas, where I’m being paid $18,000 to lie down for 70 days while NASA researchers study me,” he wrote. “I have been in this bed for three weeks now, and I will be here for seven weeks more.”

Andrew explained that the study – CFT 70 (Countermeasure and Functional Testing in Head-Down Tilt Bed Rest Study) – is part of a three-year effort to learn about bone and muscle atrophy in space. The team of NASA researchers have studied 54 people so far, and Andrew is the last participant.

“I had applied to the study a year earlier on a whim, assuming I’d never be chosen from the pool of 25,000 applicants and I’d never be able to halt my hectic life for 15 weeks,” he explained. But as fate would have it, he suddenly found himself with an empty schedule and an offer in hand.


Chinese Man Walks in Iron Shoes Weighing 405 Kilograms

I have actually taught of this before for my workout session ....I so need this but not as heavy and more fAshionable

Heavy footwear is usually considered uncomfortable, but for Zhang Fuxing weight is definitely not a problem. The 51-year-old from Tangshan, China, spends every morning walking in a pair of iron shoes weighing 405 kilograms.

For over seven years, Zhang Fuxing has spent his morning exercising on a pair of impossible shoes made of heavy iron blocks. The factory worker designed and created the bizarre footwear himself by welding pieces of iron 30-cm-long and 20-cm-wide. At first, the shoes weighed only 70 kilograms, but as his workout intensified he kept adding more weight. Now his shoes are 40-cm-high and weigh a whopping 405 kg, about seven times his own body weight. It seems impossible that a person could even lift their feet off the ground wearing such weights, but Zhang says he usually manages to walk around a dozen meters in 20 minutes, every morning. He keeps the unusual shoes in his courtyard and says they are so heavy he isn’t even worried they might be stolen.


Zhang Fuxin has developed his own walking technique which actually allows him to lift the 405-kg-heavy shoes off the ground, and says he plans to add even more weight to them early next year. This Chinese superhuman told Xinhua News he wants to contact Guinness World Records to have his name mentioned in their famous book.

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Thursday, 13 November 2014

17 year old girl sued her dad for deceiving her into marrying a 90 year old man

A Saudi girl called the police on her father after he tricked her into marrying a man in his 90s..
According to Gulfnews.com, the 17-year-old had initially accepted her father's wish for her to marry a handsome man in his 20s after meeting the groom-to-be at her house.
But to her surprise ,when the wedding contract was drawn up, she discovered that the paperwork showed her new husband was a different man in his 90s who lived in another city.

She then fled home and called police to prevent her being sent to her new groom in Medina.
The case was eventually taken to the court which on Tuesday issued its verdict to declare the marriage “null and void”.
Social media users blasted the father for his behaviour accusing him of “selling his daughter to the old man.”They said that legal action should be taken against him for his abuse of his daughter’s trust and for chartering a horrible future for her.

Fact about married nd single people that cheat


I read this article somewhere and I found it very interesting,it was written by Kingsley Leonard. He sent two, one for the ladies and another for the guys but will share this first ...He said he wrote it a while back but feels this is the appropriate time to share it ..

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The issue of cheating on a loved one is at its peak, hurting people is just criminal and kills them slowly, this time of the year is usually what I call cheating time because, one we are in a season of showoff all you have accomplished for the year, be you married, single or what ever class you belong.

The truth is that everyone must blame someone for the wrongs happening to them, but are we really looking at the right source? I would try and break it down as much as I can. The first gender I wanna tackle is the male gender, single and married.

The truth about cheating is that is a habit, and everyone knows habits are things you have done often over a long time, as a young single man, you found pleasure in going in and out of relationships because getting out was a cool way of avoiding the problems you encountered in your relationship, this ultimately meant you also kept sleeping with different women and hence you already picked up a habit, unknowingly! 
Soon you began to do two or more relationships at once, instead of learning how to groom a relationship and cherish it, you schooled yourself on finding joy in screwing different women, soon you grew into a man who wanted a wife and kids which ultimately meant you wanted a home, but you have never succeeded in being with one woman or surviving hard times in a relationship, you didn't learn how effective communication could fix issues before they become serious problems, your way of getting over issues was being with someone else.
Now you are married, with a wife and kids, of course you have been cheating on her the minute she got pregnant or as soon she started to have stretch marks and added weight, she can't do all she used to do to rock your bed, because your focus as always been on sex, you no longer see any reason to communicate with her and tell her what u fink, BOTH OF YOU, can do to better your sex life.
You will rather resort to your usual way of doing things, "get on the next available flight leading to no where"
Your problem dear married randy men isn't your wife, your problem has been you, you have lacked character from a young age, you never had time to know what was required of you in a relationship, there is a thousand things to learn in a relationship, that's why you are allowed to date before you get married, you don't learn communication by jumping around, you don't learn how to be satisfied with what you have by not adding value to it, you don't learn to adapt to the changes that comes with what you have, if you never really spend time understanding how to adapt to the changes and maximize it, if you never been through a good change before, how do you find strength in going through a new one? 
Forget the single girl out there, if you are in a relationship, stay there! Make it work, learn, grow, don't jump around looking for the easy way out, because you will discover that over time you have not grown in intra-personal relationships. so when you get married tomorrow when your wife no longer has all the energy for your always eager manhood, you would give her your company rather than your absence, because the reason she lost her shape, her firm breast, the reason she is no longer as good as she used to be is all because of YOU. 

Secondly young men you must strife to fear God, no one likes to hear this part, there is a popular saying, it is hard to change from what you are used to doing, thou shall not commit fornication! It sounds difficult and silly but check out the adverse effect it would have on your tomorrow! If the woman you will get married to tomorrow is your first sexual encounter how would u then learn cheating at old age? How would you know that if your wife who is no longer a little girl who has sex with you all the time just to keep you, doesn't have such time anymore because she now has ALOT to take care of, that when she doesn't give it to you, there is a lazy girl out there waiting for a few thousands in exchange for her pride?
Men and young boys we seriously need to work on our character and relationship with God. We make women fight and hate themselves, because we are a not grown character wise, we make it look like these women are not good enough! You enjoy watching them fight over you? It isn't because you are special its because they don't really know who you are and what they should want! 

Fornication creates the habit of always wanting sex, sex creates the urge to always want to blind give so as to avoid any resistance from the woman, that habit gives birth to not having enough....that habit has given birth to who you are now! A RANDY SERIAL CHEATING GROWN KID!

Serena Williams flaunts sexy bikini body

 The stunning athlete showed off her bikini body up close..dis boobs looks implanted oo, sexy tho

Kim goes completely nude for mag...

If you thought yesterday's photos were bad, then you should see the ones that were released last night. Can't believe Kanye is cool with this. Kim posed full frontal. This is by far the raunchiest thing she's ever done. It was shot in September. See the pics after the cut...but please it's not suitable for office viewing...



Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Serena Williams flaunts sexy bikini body

 The stunning athlete showed off her bikini body up close..dis boobs looks implanted oo, sexy tho

Kim K bumbum on mag,na wa o

  Kim is more daring since she got married to Kanye a.She stripped down for Paper  Magazine ,shot by Jean-Paul Goude. According to them...
'For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet. There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West.
'A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, Kim is what makes the web tick.'
See full pic below 

Blu Ivy new look

 Jay Z and Beyonce took Blue Ivy on a shopping  spree, but all eyes were on her cute bun. One report claims they rarely comb her hair because she cries a lot ...


Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Nigeria Blasts US Over Boko Haram

Disappointed by the refusal of the United States to help Nigeria procure military weapons to combat Boko Haram, the federal government has now openly expressed its dissatisfaction with the American government decision, arguing that the Americans were letting Nigeria down at her hour of need, Empowered Newswire reports.

While receiving a delegation of the U.S. Council on Foreign Relations yesterday, the Nigerian Ambassador to the United States, Professor Ade Adefuye said both the Nigerian people and the government feel abandoned by America.


“I am sad to inform you that the Nigerian leadership: military and political, and even the general populace, are not satisfied with the scope, nature and content of the United States’ support for us in our struggle against terrorists.”

“We find it difficult to understand how and why in spite of the U.S. presence in Nigeria with their sophisticated military technology, Boko Haram should be expanding and becoming more deadly”.

“The U.S. Government has up till today refused to grant Nigeria’s request to purchase lethal equipment that would have brought down the terrorists within a short time on the basis of the allegations that Nigeria’s defence forces have been violating human rights of Boko Haram suspects when captured or arrested.”

Indeed the US government had equally explained that it would not be selling military weapons to Nigeria due to human rights allegations against the Nigerian military.

But Mr. Adefuye, in his meeting with the Council on Foreign Relations, dismissed such allegations.


“A stable and secure Nigeria is an invaluable asset to America,” Mr. Adefuye concluded.

Jonathan Officially Declares For Second Term

President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday formally declared that he will seek a second term of office at next year’s general election while addressing the large crowd that turned out for his declaration today.

“I, Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, have accepted to present myself on the platform of the PDP,” he told supporters of his Party at a mass rally held today in Abuja.

Jonathan has been the Head of State since 2010 when he took over following the death of President Umara Yar’Adua, winning elections in 2011. 

Beyonce pays homage to Jay Z in sexy one piece

 Beyonce shared these sexy photos with reference to Jay Z's song "99 problems"
Hers reads "99 problems but my ass ain't one "... Jay would be pleased...
Curves of life....nice

Childhood pics of Rihanna and cousin

To celebrate her cousin's  Noella Alstrom's birthday, Rihanna shared some cute throwback pics..She is the same one who has the baby 'majesty' Rihanna always poses with..Though some think she was a surrogate mum for Rihanna, she has flaunted her baby daddy once..
I wish I had a cousin like this....




"I was Blind at Birth "Chidinma Ekile's touching revelation

Chidinma has been promoting her new song, Martha..and finally opened up on Social media about her challenging years as a youngster..She says she is dedicating her life to caring for the blind ..So touching 
... I was conceived and certified totally Blind at birth. For fifteen nights this woman held me in her hands and wept uncontrollably, with my father calling on God to bless newly born Chidinma with sight.... On the 16th day I opened my eyes.... And they been open ever since.. I was born a very fragile baby with some health conditions. Her prayers took it all away. (Continue)
Today I dedicate my entire life selflessly and earnings to catering to visually impaired/blind people. Life is such a wonderful and colorful piece of art and it must feel like hell not to envision Gods creation. THE Mma Charity Foundation is my little giveback the world
"The song MARTHA is dedicated to my mother Mrs Martha Ekile. I DECIDED To show my fans a different side to Chidinma, a side never revealed to so many, a side I will forever remain grateful and indebted to Father Lord for His miraculous interventions and guidance in my life 

Kelly Osborne angry over talks of replacing Joan Rivers on Fashion Police

Kelly Osborne has revealed her annoyance at people asking for a replacement for Joan Rivers on the E Fashion Police..The 30 year old was on Today show and said ..
'I can't lie and say that I'm amazing. It's something, to be honest with you, I really don't like talking about because I haven't been able to mourn and grieve the way that I want to,' Not one person that I have seen or walked up to me or spoken to since the day she passed has ... the first thing that comes out of their mouth is, ''Who's replacing Joan?''
I have started to get to my angry phase. So, it's not been fun,'

Rihanna's stalker has been held in prison because he could kill her

A judge has said Rihanna is just 'a heartbeat away from tragedy' because of a delusional stalker who may end up killing her if released.

Judge Orlando Marrazzo compared stalker Kevin McGlynn to the man who murdered John Lennon as he denied the homeless man's release from a psychiatric hospital.

According to Mailonline, McGlynn, 54, was arrested last July after hand-delivering letters to the pop star's Manhattan apartment in which he calls her a 'b****' and threatens to 'bum rush' and gang rape her. He also believes he was in a relationship with Rihanna and that she stole his music. Judge Marrazzo says McGlynn 'appears to be a ticking time bomb who is wholly fixated on (Rihanna), and poses a direct threat of serious physical harm or death to her and anyone around her.'
'It is entirely foreseeable that if he were free to continue to act upon his psychotic delusions without this court's intervention, it may result in the death of (Rihanna) or other innocent persons,'
 He went on to call McGlynn 'severely psychotic and delusional' comparing him to Mark David Chapman, the man who shot John Lennon outside the Dakota apartment building in New York, after asking for the Beatle's autograph.

Stupidity-Man who won £6.5m Jackpot in 1995 now broke after buying cars,helicopters & more

Lotto Lag Lee Ryan, who won £6.5million in a 1995 Lotto jackpot, is now broke and  lives in a tiny flat in south London where he takes in homeless lodgers .

Mr Ryan hit the headlines when he landed the small fortune only weeks after the National Lottery was established, then later that year was sentenced to 18 months in prison for handling stolen cars.

According to Mailonline, Before and after the prison stint, he proceeded to spend the money on Ferraris, a Bentley and a BMW, a £1million Leicestershire mansion, a helicopter and a plane.

A series of misfortunes also saw his housekeeper jailed for stealing £40,000, while his Porsche and caravan were set on fire in suspicious circumstances.

He later divorced his wife Karen Taylor, with whom he had won the fortune, and moved in with a 24-year-old student from Kyrgzstan. The couple then divorced and he returned to London, where he spent two years being homeless. He now lives in tiny south London apartment...He said 
The money was cursed because I took the p*** out of God when I asked him to make me a multi-millionaire. My cellmate warned me to be careful what I wished for.'
 He now works as a cameraman, which brings in less than £10,000 a year, but claims to be happier than ever.
'If I had not won the lottery I would probably now be doing life.'
Some people are not meant to be rich...