Alleged RCCG Member Cuts Off P*nis To Concentrate More On Fasting?

This is so funny,some online portals reported today that a said 27-year old Redeemer (pictured above) had to cut off his p*nis because it was distracting him from focusing on his 21days fasting due to numerous erections. He was quoted to have said, the ‘thing’ had a mind of his own and he had to follow the scriptures which says if any part of your body makes you sin against God, cut it off. And since this was distracting him from his fasting and praying, he had to cut it off.

His neighbours first thought he wanted to use his manhood for rituals, but when  they found out why he chopped it off,  they had to rush him to the hospital for treatment.

But em, RCCG is not going through 21 days of fasting and prayers, but 40 days fasting and prayers. More so RCCG is not the only church currently fasting for the year in 2015, Make una look for another church mention o, lol.

Woman Justifies Why She Battered Her 15-Year Old House Help So Bad (Photo)

                                                                     Amadi's body

A 15-year-old girl, Oluebube Amadi, has refused to report her guardian, Mrs. Ebere Ugochukwu, to the police for allegedly assaulting her. Amadi, a primary six pupil, lives with the woman on Muhammed Akinje Street, Ejigbo, Lagos State.

It was learnt that a Good Samaritan who met her while she was writhing in pain on the street advised the victim to report the assault to the police. But she turned down the idea for fear of being punished again by the guardian.

Punch Metro learnt that Amadi had told the Good Samaritan, identified simply as Rukayat, that she was, on January 11, spanked by Ugochukwu for sending one of her daughters on an errand.

The victim had reportedly added that the woman applied pepper on her injuries after the flogging.

However, Ugochukwu told our correspondent that she spanked the victim for allegedly masturbating. She also justified the assault on the ground that Amadi had a habit of stealing.

Ugochukwu said, “She touches her private parts with her fingers and she has started doing same to my daughters. I was really annoyed. When I asked her where she learnt it, she said she used to do it in the village. The beating I gave her was the highest since she has been living with me. I tied her hands and legs. Besides, she is used to stealing. She steals my money and items from school.

“I brought her from Enugu in 2012 to look after my children because I used to lock them up whenever I was going out. My mother got her for me from her parents, who live beside our house.”

Although the girl confessed to the allegations, she insisted that Ugochukwu punished her on the fateful day for sending her daughter on errand.

She said, “She usually flogs me. I steal and do bombom (masturbate), but I did not steal that day. She beat me for sending her daughter to bring me soap to wash plates.”

When our correspondent inquired to know why she engaged in such acts, she did not respond. However, when asked whether the woman sprinkled pepper on the scars in her back, she said, “She will beat me if I tell you.”

Ugochukwu’s husband Emeka, a vehicle inspection officer, said, “The items she stole from school are still with her. I told her to return them. I will take her back to her parents.”

A neighbour to the woman, who craved anonymity, said beating has become “a hobby” for the girl.

“That is how she beats her. Everybody has complained, including the landlady to no avail. We even told her to take her back to the village if she can’t cope with her. Now, nobody bothers to intervene whenever the girl is being flogged,” she said.

Suspected Ex-Militants Warn First Lady Not To Attend Bayelsa Presidential Campaign With Husband

Youths suspected to be ex- militants from the creeks of Bayelsa State, yesterday, warned Dame Patience, wife of President Goodluck Jonathan, against accompanying her husband to the presidential rally of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, scheduled to hold in the state on February 5.

The warning followed a similar one by a group which called itself, Bayelsa Youth Vanguard, BYV, barring the First Lady from attending the proposed rally.

The ex-militant youths, under the aegis of the Mangrove Boys of Bayelsa, MBB, asked Mrs. Jonathan to steer clear of the rally over her alleged involvement in an alleged plot to embarrass the state governor, Mr. Seriake Dickson, during the forthcoming presidential rally in the state.

Meanwhile, a coalition of seven youth groups from the state, reacting to the threat, declared their readiness to rally round Dame Patience and warned trouble makers to steer clear of the PDP presidential rally.

The youths, under the aegis of the Jonathan Youth Vanguard, JOY 2015, vowed to use “all means possible” to deal with anti-Patience elements, who had threatened to disrupt the proposed rally if the First Lady accompanied her husband to the state.

JOY 2015 said: “We have concluded plans to mobilise 10,000 youths to attend the rally and provide maximum security for Dame Patience.”

Speaking on behalf of the coalition, the state Coordinator JOY 2015, Mr. Daniel Etai, said it will be suicidal for anybody to think of preventing the First Lady from coming to the state, adding: “The authentic youths and students’ leaders from the state are eagerly waiting to welcome the First Lady to the state. We commend Governor Dickson for his giant strides in the state. The youths will queue behind the governor to accord Dame Patience a deserving reception.”

The anti-Patience group, in a statement by its president, Mr. Opuyo Engobara, accused the First Lady of aiding her anointed governorship candidate, Mr. Waripamowei Dudafa to recruit youths to embarrass Governor Dickson, at the proposed rally.

It lamented the President’s silence over the alleged excesses of his wife.

Source: Vanguard

Start Promoting Your Music For Free On Sidewap

Are you an upcoming artist or an artist that has not gotten his desired publicity? If you are, then rejoice as SidewapLLC has come to make that a reality.

As we all know, becoming a name as an artist in this country takes more than a lot of faith, the C.E.O SidewapLLC took to his twitter handle @sidewapboss few days ago and saw an upcoming artist lamenting on how much he has paid to get his song heard and yet to no avail. In his humble heart, he decided to start this platform in other to help people in that position and those who don’t have at all to promote their songs for free.

In other for the platform to be on at all times and working efficiently, some American developers have been brought on board.

Are you still waiting? Send your songs to music@sidewap.com and get a response from the team instantly.

People think I'm in illuminati,or in a cult..I believe in Christianity-Charly Boy Writes...

Read Charly Boy's latest article he shared on facebook titled"The object of my worship"

No, I no dey suck human blood, I no be general overseer for illuminati, I no dey Ogboni or for cult, e don doooooooo. You People no go kill me with laugh for Naija. The way eyes dey red now, you go think say Apollo catch dem. Many guys dey write me say dem wan join illuminati, Cheai, there is Godoooo.
I dey sure say the church buildings wey dey Nigeria pass our population. So called men of god wey dey town don dey assume the proportion of China. All looking for their next Mugu. Una no see me joor.

I have been queried a lot about my faith these days. Do I believe in God? Do I believe in Jesus? Do I pray and to who or what? I guess for many, they probably cannot wrap their minds around my spirituality. Am sure some people even think say I be native doctor as na only me dey take siesta inside coffin when I never die.
No vex, na my life and I dey rock-am anyhow, no homo. Some people dey form good Christians because dem wan go heaven, me I just dey denge dey pose because am living my own small heaven right here on this earth for this Nigeria. I no wan wait till I die. Even some of my Muslim brothers wey wan fast track dem own dey even do suicide bombing. Na only Naija Christains wey dey fear death yet dem all wan go heaven. Haba.

Most Nigerians who have heavily invested in their Christianity believe that the concept of any other faith should be considered false. So how do I start to speak to narrow-minded Christians to understand that Buddhism is a wholesome practice for everyone, even the Christians themselves?
Take some time out and research, go to google, you will for sure see so many books on the topic, where Buddhism and Christianity agree in philosophy; in fact, with some of the key factors of most world religions. Also, the best of the Bible and Buddhism both converge on the areas of ethics, kindness, giving, and love.

Too many practitioners of all faiths focus on the rewards at the end of our journey, when the rewards and purpose are the journey itself according to the teaching of Buddha.


While I may not be a religious person, I believe in Jesus/Christianity, I do not deny it. While I do not believe in the afterlife as Christians do, if those who follow it embody the qualities of Jesus in the here and now, then I embrace their practice as successful and good. While Buddhism is a faith of self-realization in the practice of here and now. Christianity is a practice for the afterlife of God’s revelation.

No matter how my Naija Christian brothers dey see God, my own way different. I see our Creator as one that does not interfere with the world in which we live, but only touches the heart of man to let him know He (God) is there. It is up to man to make his volitional choices using his free will, and making his own happiness.

The story of Job tells of the story of a faithful man who is beset by all sorts of misfortune, but he “chooses” to keep his faith. While Jesus performed miracles and taught His Gospel, He always presented His parables as tools/models for His followers to make their own choices towards happiness.


Buddha does the same as Jesus, but without the need to exclude the idea of other faiths. The Buddha said for us to always question, practice and see the truth by the fruits of our efforts. If a Christian can grow and develop his faith by adding the tools of the Buddha, then I see it as a damn good thing. I don find my direction to heaven, make you find ya own abegi.

ISIS give musicians 90 lashes for playing an 'un-Islamic' electronic keyboard(Photos)

 After executing 13 young boys for watching football, the Islamic State religious police have been filmed beating musicians and destroying their instruments as punishment for playing an 'un-Islamic' keyboard.
The men were pictured being hit across the back and legs with a wooden stick in a public square after ISIS's fanatical Islamic enforcers ruled the electric keyboard was 'offensive to Muslims'.
The pictures shared on a file sharing website also  shows two keyboards smashed to pieces after raids thought to have taken place in Bujaq, a few miles to the east of Aleppo in Syria

Jennifer Lopez & her hot bod cover Complex Magazine

The gorgeous 45 year old Jennifer Lopez covers Complex magazine February/March issue ..She also addressed cosmetic surgery issues saying "The bodies out there now are so unreal".Though she swore off it, she says she has no issues with others doing it ..On criticisms that she is too old to be flaunting her body, she said

'I’m not allowed to be sexy because I’m a mom?' 'It’s like, how do you think I got my children?'And I’m not saying that one day they may not be like, “Mom! Why did you do that?! But I don’t think that in 10 years I’m going to be doing that either.'

Women more likely to believe in God and the afterlife..

Women are much more likely to believe in God and in life after death than men, researchers have found.

Two-thirds have faith compared to fewer than half of men. Sixty per cent of women believe in the afterlife but only 35 per cent of men, said academics.

There was also a gender split among atheists. Men were much more likely to be definite that death is the end – 63 per cent against 36 per cent of women.

Study author Professor David Voas said:

‘Belief – or disbelief – in God and in life after death do not always go together.Nearly a third of the people who believe in God do not believe in an afterlife.’
Among believers, women are much more likely to be definite than men, and among non-believers, men are much more likely to be definite than women.’

The findings support growing indications that women are more religious and Christian churches increasingly rely on them as worshippers and ministers.

Photos from Pastor Paul Adefarasin's mother's 90th birthday thanksgiving service

The Head Pastor of House on the Rock Church, Pastor Paul Adefarasin's mother, Hilda Adefarasin turned 90 recently and he held a special Thanksgiving Service for her in his church which was presided over by Pastor E. A Adeboye. See more photos after the cut...

Man kills friend over N30 dry gin in Lagos

The Lagos State Police are currently investigating the death of a 57-year-old man allegedly stabbed to death by his friend during a disagreement over sachet of dry gin worth N30, in Otto community, an outskirts of Lagos.

Meanwhile, Police officers have gone on a raiding spree in the community. They were said to have roused some people from sleep and taken them away. The officers, it was gathered, came twice to raid the community and allegedly whisked away about 30 suspects.

It was gathered that the victim, identified as Mr. Abudu (aka Baba Timo), who had moved from Bariga to Otto some months ago, was cooling down with local gin at a joint with his friend (names yet unknown) when trouble began.


Vanguard gathered that the disagreement, which started as a joke at 8p.m., last Friday took a new dimension at 10 p.m., after the duo engaged in a fight, using dangerous weapons such as broken bottle and cutlass on each other.

It was learned that because of the harmattan cold, most residents had gone to bed while others could not intervene because of the use of dangerous weapons by the two parties.

Baba Timo reportedly inflicted machete cuts on his friend’s head and hand, while his friend used a broken bottle on his (Baba Timo) neck.

Unfortunately, Baba Timo died on the spot while his friend who sustained injuries on his head and neck is currently receiving treatment at an undisclosed hospital in Lagos.

Narrating how Police officers raided houses in the community, Mrs Titi Balogun, whose husband and son were arrested, told Vanguard:

“At few minutes past 11p.m., I woke one of my sons to put off the generator, immediately he did that and locked the back door, I noticed movement outside through my window and later someone began to hit on the back door very hard.
“I came out of my room and went to open the door and behold, they were police officers. One of them asked me why we put off our generator, and I said because it was late. They then went into one of the rooms and woke my husband, who was sleeping. They entered the other room, woke one of my sons and his friend and then arrested them.”   

How I Made the Kardashian's Famous -Ryan Seacrest

Renowned TV and radio host, Ryan Seacrest has revealed just how he recruited the famous Kardashian family and inevitably launched their careers..In a new interview with Haute Living

“I loved watching The Osbournes, which was really the first show of this [reality] genre. I started thinking about what another show could be like or who another show could be about, which is how [The Kardashians] started,” he recalls. “We went to some casting directors in L.A. and said, ‘We’re interested in meeting families who want to be on a series or are interested in being in the world of television. The Kardashians were interested.

“We got linked up through a casting director. I had met the girls before, but I didn’t know the family well,” he continues. “So I said to a guy in my office,..
‘Why don’t you buy a video camera and go out to their house on a Sunday when they’re having a family barbeque, shoot it, and then we’ll watch it and see what we think.’ I remember perfectly: he called me from their house Sunday afternoon and said, ‘It’s absolutely golden; you’re going to die when you see this tape. They’re so funny, they’re so fun, there is so much love in this family and they’re so chaotic—they throw each other in the pool!’ We watched it and rushed the tape to E! immediately, and that was the beginning.

Though he says he can't pick a favorite of the clan, he admits

 “I admire Kris, because she has done an amazing job at taking what was just a television show and building it into a massive empire for the family,”

Bonnie and Clyde! Jay Z and Beyonce go gangsta during bike ride(Photos)

The power couple were riding on the streets of LA yesterday... Looks like they don't have any other friends...Bonnie and Clyde 

Checkout Jermaine Jackson & Stunning Afghan Wife.....

 Most of us don't know Micheal Jackson's brother Jermaine's private life..The star who was in Nigeria late last year met  his wife Halima Rashid  while standing in line at Starbucks more than a decade ago.

60 year old Jermaine, who has been married and divorced twice ,became a Muslim in 1989 during a trip to Bahrain. After his chance meeting with Halima ,a very wealthy lady of Afghan descent in January 2004 ,two months later they wed in a mosque in Los Angeles.

Chris Browns new look

 Chris Brown is starting the new year with a new look and is working on a collaborative album "Fan of a Fan"with Tyga..He posted the shots on Instagram and majority of his fans have been screaming nooooooo..
He looks different, reminds me of Those days...old school 

Man nabbed in Abuja after abducting five-year-old boy from Ogun

The police in Abuja have arrested a suspected kidnapper, Bola Adesina, who allegedly abducted a five-year-old boy from the Sagamu area of Ogun State.

Punch Metro learnt that 31-year-old Adesina was arrested by detectives attached to the Utako Police Division on Christmas Eve of 2014.

It was also learnt that the victim, identified simply as Ahmed, had been missing from home for about a week.

Our correspondent gathered that the suspect was nabbed at a motor park in the Utako area, while the victim was rescued from him.

Adesina was reportedly heading for a location in Kaduna State to deliver the victim before he was arrested by the police at the park.

The Federal Capital Territory Commissioner of Police, Wilson Inalegwu, said Ahmed had been reunited with his family in Ogun State.

He said, “The suspect will be arraigned in court as soon as sitting resumes. Meanwhile, the child has been reunited with his parents.

Kanye writes a song for Daughter Nori...

Kanye & North in adorable snap as he releases song for her

Jay Z did it and now, Kanye has also released a song for his baby North West. An excited Kim Kardashian gushed about it ...

"Everyone asks me what my favorite Kanye song is. It's Only One. Kanye felt like his mom was singing thru him to our daughter. This song makes me cry every time I hear it. He releases it at midnight tonight on iTunes. "Only One" by Kanye West Featuring Paul McCartney.

Lyrics 

As I lay me down to sleep
I hear her speak to me
Hello 'Mari, how ya doin'?
I think the storm ran out of rain, the clouds are movin'
I know you're happy, cause I can see it

So tell the voice inside ya' head to believe it
I talked to God about you, he said he sent you an angel
And look at all that he gave you
You asked for one and you got two
You know I never left you
Cause every road that leads to heaven's right inside you
So I can say

[Hook 1]
Hello my only one, just like the morning sun
You'll keep on rising till the sky knows your name
Hello my only one, remember who you are
No you're not perfect but you're not your mistakes

[Verse 2]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Oh the good outweighs the bad even on your worst day
Remember how I'd say, hey, hey, one day
You'll be the man you always knew you could be
And if you knew how proud I was
You'd never shed a tear, have a fear
No you wouldn't do that
And though I didn't pick the day to turn the page
I know it's not the end every time I see her face

And I hear you say

[Hook 2]
Hello my only one, remember who you are
You got the world cause you got the love in your hands
And you're still my chosen one
So can you understand? One day you'll understand

[Bridge]
So hear me out, hear me out
I won't go, I won't go
No goodbyes, no goodbyes
Just hello, just hello
And when you cry, I will cry
And when you smile, I will smile
And next time when I look in your eyes
We'll have wings and we'll fly

[Hook 3]
Hello my only one, just like the morning sun
You'll keep on rising till the sky knows your name
And you're still my chosen one, remember who you are
No you're not perfect but you're not your mistakes

[Outro]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Tell Nori about me, tell Nori ab-
I just want you to do me a favor
Tell Nori about me, tell Nori about me

Kim k and family

The reality star shared the photos on her instagram page. See more after the cut...

And the one with the Santa... 

Saving plans

I saw this somewhere and I liked it,

 It's sharing seven easy steps to help you come up with a great savings plan and still be able to meet your other obligations.

Know your income and your expenses - It is important to know how much you earn, how much money you spend and what exactly it is that you spend your money on. This is essential so that you are sure that you don’t spend more than you earn. 

·     What are your primary concerns? - You need to identify your main financial concerns in order to create an effective savings plan. They could be job security, education costs, medical bills, money which you owe or lack of savings. Find out which issues worry you the most and then think about the different ways in which you can tackle those concerns. If job security is a major source of concern for example, you may need to start building emergency savings.

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     Order your priorities and set your goals - People have different financial priorities. Decide what YOU want to save money for, whether it’s paying for education, saving for a trip or wedding, paying off debt, building future savings for retirement, or other purposes. You will then need to check how your income matches up with your list of priorities.

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    Determine timeframes - When considering your financial priorities, you should also be thinking about a timetable for achieving them. How long will it take for you to reach your goals? What are your target dates?

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     Create a budget today - YES TODAY! You will need to save a certain amount of money every month for each of your financial goals. How much you save depends on how much you earn and how you can cut down on your expenses. Living on a budget means being vigilant about your spending habits. Find out areas where you can spend less and save more money for something else.

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     Finally, create an automatic savings plan - After calculating how much you want to put aside each month, you can set up an automatic savings plan. This can be done by setting up a monthly standing order on your salary account with the funds going directly into a savings account.

Financial experts advise that you save 10% of your earnings and to live off of 90. Also, you must make a commitment to yourself not to touch your savings account for any reason other than fulfilling your established financial goals.

Don’t wait until tomorrow; create your savings plan today.

This has been courtesy Fidelity Bank as part of The Bankers Committee Financial Literacy Public Enlightenment Programme brought to you by The Bankers Committee, comprising all the commercial Banks in Nigeria and the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN.

Genevieve is a chief

My girl Genny  is now the 'Eze Ada of Amuzu Nweafor in Mbaise, Imo state. She shared the good news on instagram. Congrats to her. So happy for her

question for the day

 

What would you do if u had a restaurant or fast food (what ever) and it was really moving fine, let's say u normally spent like #300,000 for the cooking, then one day you see one of your cooks Peeing in the food, 

On a serious note what would you do...of cos the cook would be sacked but would u report to the authority and put your business on the line or throw away the whole #300,000 worth of food or still sell the food to your customers after all as the saying goes, what u don't know can't kill u .....or would u do both or  one ....pls I would love to know 

The reason I ask this question is because most times when I eat outside in a fast food joint I always imagine what happens in the kitchen,....pls am I alone here ...my thought tho..

Hilarious !!! Nigeria movie titles are something else

So I saw this somewhere nd couldn't help but laff., "Kim Kardashian come get your daughter" is the title of this movie...watin I no go see for Nigeria .....but the baby kinda looks like Nori...